i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
so what i’m getting from my dashboard is that zachary quinto and chris pine skipped the dramatic love affair and hollywood marriage and honeymoon periods and moved straight to being old married grandpas together, complete with combovers and Mr. Rogers sweaters and fierce scrabble competitions and reminiscences over scrapbooks.
krikor jabotian haute couture 2013
- I didn’t say we needed…
- That’s not what he said, woman.
- I mean… I said I over analyze…
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
Tentoo is all nonchalant with his “if you want” but on the inside you know he was like:
#’no pressure rose but if you say no i am probably going to walk into the ocean’ (via)
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
No, guys, look, you always bring me into these situations and I get in over my head because… I love pranks. I really do. I mean, you know that, but look. It’s time for me to just face the facts that I’m no good at them. You know, I’m 31 now and it’s time for me to cut the nonsense.




